...IS THE NEW BLACK

  1. Brown. Porn series that's all anal
  2. Green. A&E series about the Irish potato famine
  3. Gold. DIY show about Persian bathroom fixtures
  4. Black. BET's new branding slogan
  5. Silver. Reality series about silver mining.
  6. Orange you glad I didn't say banana? History channel documentary about the history of knock knock jokes
  7. White. Jeb Bush's campaign slogan
  8. Gray. Baby Boomer slogan
  9. Redneck. CMT's new line-up
  10. White Trash. Honey Boo Boo's spinoff