THINGS TO DO WITH YOUR WOOL BENIE NOW THAT IT'S OVER 90 IN LA

  1. Wash it you stupid fucker
  2. Use it to carry your weed or Hacky-Sack in
  3. Wipe down fixie
  4. Put in drawer till it gets to 70 again
  5. Stuff pants
  6. Sell it and buy new one in October
  7. Donate to homeless person
  8. Eat
  9. Trade-in for more temperature correct pork-pie hat