Adelaide, Australia
  1. It's too small to get anything (eg musical acts) to come here, yet too big to be considered a small town (which it really is)
  2. If you can't drive, there's no way to get around
    The public transport system sucks
  3. There is a total of 2 degrees of separation between any two people in the city.
    If you don't know someone, there is a 100% chance that you know someone they know. It also makes it impossible to avoid people you don't want to see.
  4. Because we live in the south, it gets too cold in winter.