Things I had to deal with while preparing dinner tonight

  1. I was cutting celery
  2. I was trying to ring mom, but she was on another call and didn't notice I was on the phone. And then she was engaged
  3. The food scrap bin dripped everywhere
  4. I was downloading podcasts on my phone
  5. I was drinking wine
  6. And my brother was here with his injured dog
  7. ALL AT ONCE