Inspired by @alliwells
  1. I have such a headache that I start the day with caffeine and painkillers
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    Although I don't drink coffee, I drink coke. Yes, in the morning
  2. I can't remember why there's music playing or where it's coming from
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    At least it's better than some alarms
  3. I doze off for a few seconds while doing...anything
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  4. I want to sleep all day
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  5. I'm hungry ALL DAY LONG
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    I need to get my energy somehow, and this usually happens when I'm unable to sleep for most of the night