Last 4 Photos On My Camera Roll, Captioned

  1. For my wife who has lost her keys twice in the last week. Twice!
  2. My kid. My damn kid. A little Joe....or Joette, we don't know yet.
  3. I work at an Animal Shelter, someone surrendered a dog and said that this is what the dog was eating. Yes, those are milkbones.
  4. That's Gilly. She's badass. And sleepy.