WORST THINGS TO GIVE OUT ON HALLOWEEN

  1. Smarties
  2. Mini boxes of raisins
  3. Any raisins
  4. Toothbrushes
  5. Apples
  6. Bubble gum
  7. Single dum dums
  8. Tootsie rolls
  9. Hershey kisses
  10. Nuts if any kind
  11. Necco Wafers
    Suggested by   @bjnovak
  12. Pennies
    I don't know the fuck was wrong with that lady and where she got a big bowl of pennies but fuck that
    Suggested by   @dcerruti
  13. Xeroxed notes about how Halloween is an abomination before God and your celebration of evil will send you straight to hell.
    Got this once as a kid. Was not persuaded.
    Suggested by   @gwcoffey
  14. Flash cards
    Suggested by   @bobbyhundreds
  15. Pocket-Size New Testaments
    Suggested by   @alligeeshow
  16. Single mints
    Suggested by   @thetrillwitch
  17. Popcorn balls
    Suggested by   @cakecaroline
  18. Mike & Ikes
    Suggested by   @jenny
  19. Plastic vampire teeth (unwrapped)
    I don't know where those have been
    Suggested by   @Celina
  20. Wax lips (edible)
    Disgusting
    Suggested by   @Celina
  21. Tracts about why all kids who celebrate Halloween are going to hell, with the repentance prayer on the back.
    Suggested by   @olive
  22. Pretzels
    Suggested by   @cakecaroline
  23. Lays potato chips
    Why
    Suggested by   @briana
  24. Leftover candy from previous holidays.
    I can see that the pink and blue wrappings from Easter have made their way all the way to Halloween. But no, I don't want them either.
    Suggested by   @JonathanMedel
  25. Loose bags of candy corn
    You know my mom is gonna make me throw this out so why waste both of our time
    Suggested by   @ErinFlaherty
  26. Advice
    Suggested by   @celeste
  27. Bit-o-honey
    Suggested by   @kelrie
  28. Plastic spider rings
    Suggested by   @katie219