10 THINGS I LEARNED IN MY FIRST SEMESTER OF COLLEGE

  1. 1.
    Who the Lumierre Brothers were
  2. 2.
    If you don't have something nice to say, maybe don't say it even if it's funny
    Maybe
  3. 3.
    The difference between sativa and... the other kind
    Aw shit I forgot again
  4. 4.
    Be the captain of your own ship and like don't feel like you need to make room on your boat for everyone who wants on because it's not that big of a boat, but also there IS room so you should definitely let on as many passengers as you can and just sail all over the place and see everything.
    Does that make sense? It's like a metaphor. Like about boats and how you're in charge of your own life and having an open heart to new people and experiences but also knowing yourself? Do you get it?
  5. 5.
    You should be snap chat friends with your professors
  6. 6.
    You never really have to read anything, but hey maybe you should
  7. 7.
    Just as everything that is born will die, everything that has died will be born again.
    S/o to professor Dale and Religion in Eastern Culture
  8. 8.
    An easy way to feel good about yourself is to believe a nice compliment from someone you don't know very well
    So also I guess try to compliment nice people you don't know very well!
  9. 9.
    I'm not the type of person who calls the police when someone is yelling and someone says "should we call the police?"
    I'm like "nah"
  10. 10.
    I like coffee and tbh I don't mind running on a treadmill
    Also late night cannolis are always special & chill as hell