THE FIVE PEOPLE YOU MEET NAMED KEVIN
In a person's life, they're only gonna meet five Kevin's. I've already met four of mine, I've only got one Kevin left! Here are my Kevins.
- •Kevin the mail manHe has two twin daughters and he's been delivering mail to my family home for as long as I can remember. Wave to him all the time.
- •Kevin KnipOne of my best friends from 5th-8th grade. Kind of a basic loser in high school. He has rly bad tattoos now.
- •Kevin MuslinerA dear dear acquaintance who helps me survive my least favorite class. He gave me a really good hair cut for free a couple weeks ago and then the week after that he bought two swords on Amazon.
- •Kevin BrightThe creator of Friends! Went to a Q&A thing he did last semester and he answered my question! Also he's the advisor to the EVVY Awards so on Wednesday he gave notes on a thing I wrote and listened to me make flute noises with my mouth.
- •Who will be my next Kevin?Hey sorry Kevin McLaughlin who ALMOST dated my sister, YOU DON'T COUNT.