THINGS I'VE HEARD TODAY THAT MADE ME SAY "WHAT? LOL/OMG"

  1. "Ya know what ya call this? Ya call this missing work on Friday"
    About a bottle of whiskey he was buying at Walgreens
  2. "I think what I really want... Is to defer my enrollment and join the army. It's important for me as an artist and an actor"
    That's so Emerson
  3. "I sprained my ankle"
    Serina sprained her ankle lol