THINGS IN MY ROOM ON THIS TUESDAY MORN

Evidence
  1. Three opened beer cans
    Together containing one can's worth of beer
  2. Two empty pints of Ben and Jerry's in my trash
  3. Less chipotle napkins than usaual
  4. Oh my carpet smells
  5. A twisted piece of plastic garbage that was in Jack Nixon's mouth all day yesterday
  6. Unopened Cranberry Nantucket Nectar
    Don't want it but might open it to see the fact on the inside of the lid cus I can't bear not knowing for another second.
  7. A ticket to the southern section high school playoffs!
    Admit one. No refunds or exchanges.
  8. A ghost! Pictured here
  9. The words "homie don't trust" written on the wall in blood
    666
  10. An umbrella
    But that's always here