WEIRDEST THINGS I'VE NEVER FOUND IN MY POCKET

True story
  1. A receipt for various metals
  2. My beard
  3. A borrower with a tiny bow and arrow
  4. Your mom
  5. 18 cans of paint
  6. Sandwiches
  7. The Indian in the Cupboard
  8. My keys :( where are they?
  9. My "It" factor