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- •It's an app and a URL!
- •It absolutely does work for groceries!
- •The cool people on Android are finally here!
suggestions and comments welcomed..
- •So much practice making SHIT LISTS which I am usually on.. 💩
- •Practice writing grocery lists 📝I have worked in a grocery store trust me women outnumbered men 10 to 1 with lists in their hand.. It's like they were on a mission from God!
- •Women being smarter than men realize if they don't make a list they might forget something.. 🙆Just kidding we are all equally smart funny good looking and warm and fuzzy..
well not really my money the bank's money, but who's counting not me!
- •Just for men!Because you "gotta be fresh! "
- •Cindy Crawford anti-aging cream by dr. SebaghExtracted from only the finest cantaloupe like melons in the north of France!
- •Late night diet fads, blenders and juicers
- •New shoes New laptop New Corvette Meet and work with Paul McCartney More time More energy Win Powerball Travel Europe Party with @bjnovak Run the Boston Marathon Run with the Bulls(not the Chicago ones) Climb Mt. Kilimanjaro Try Hot YogaI'm sorry it's easier to build my lists in a separate Note file and then paste them here as one entry then I have a backup as well..
Please let me know what I left out.. Thanks!
- •Make time go faster at work, No time for grammer and spellin, Makes it okay to talk to yourself in public, Never miss a status update or new li.st, If you have no life you got one now!
- •Pocket porn, Piss off old people, Lose your ability to ever navigate on your own, Makes driving less boring, Communicate while taking a shit,
- •Become a restaurant critic, Build your nonverbal communication skills, Feel superior when standing next to someone with a flip phone, Fake gold and diamonds for your new case
- •Stay connected even while at the movies!
- 1.He is a pathological liar even more than a politician!
- 2.He flip flops on issues even more than a politician!
- 3.He unlocks the door to closeted white racists, bigots, xenophobes and misogynists!