Reasons why is so great!

It's sarcasm don't fret! Please add witty comments or suggestions..
  1. It's an app and a URL!
  2. It absolutely does work for groceries!
  3. The cool people on Android are finally here!
  4. The TROLLS haven't found us yet!
  5. No DMs
    Which means no pesty Dpics! Use imagination for image..
  6. Your mom doesn't know about it yet.
    Suggested by   @tweedledee
  7. Nobody on my Facebook knows about it either! 😈
    Suggested by   @jhope71
  8. Because Twitter is sooo 2015...
    Suggested by   @joelscorp