Why Own A Smartphone?
Please let me know what I left out.. Thanks!
- •Make time go faster at work, No time for grammer and spellin, Makes it okay to talk to yourself in public, Never miss a status update or new li.st, If you have no life you got one now!
- •Pocket porn, Piss off old people, Lose your ability to ever navigate on your own, Makes driving less boring, Communicate while taking a shit,
- •Become a restaurant critic, Build your nonverbal communication skills, Feel superior when standing next to someone with a flip phone, Fake gold and diamonds for your new case
- •Stay connected even while at the movies!