I HAVE 7 PAIRS OF GLASSES
...and only one pair of eyes
- 1.The "I don't even remember a time when my eyes needed this little assistance" pair
- 2.The "I was really into cat eye" 50s inspired pairFor some reason they have neon green on the inside of the frames?
- 3.The "Costco sells glasses?????" pairThe pair I got at the aforementioned bulk buying institution cause they were hella cheap - three prescriptions back
- 4.Burberry 1otherwise known as the "sophisticated tortoiseshell job interview" pair
- 5.The inexplicably bedazzled pairWhen was I ever confident enough to wear anything bedazzled??
- 6.Burberry 2better known as the "black subtle cat eye matches with everything and I couldn't live without them" pair
- 7.The pair that broke almost immediatelySo why do I still have them? They're just hanging around on my bedside table like some creepy relic a la Kylo Ren and his Vader mask
- 8.I should really really really REALLY give these away to that charityjust so confused as to how I've collected so many of them...