I HAVE 7 PAIRS OF GLASSES

...and only one pair of eyes
  1. 1.
    The "I don't even remember a time when my eyes needed this little assistance" pair
  2. 2.
    The "I was really into cat eye" 50s inspired pair
    For some reason they have neon green on the inside of the frames?
  3. 3.
    The "Costco sells glasses?????" pair
    The pair I got at the aforementioned bulk buying institution cause they were hella cheap - three prescriptions back
  4. 4.
    Burberry 1
    otherwise known as the "sophisticated tortoiseshell job interview" pair
  5. 5.
    The inexplicably bedazzled pair
    When was I ever confident enough to wear anything bedazzled??
  6. 6.
    Burberry 2
    better known as the "black subtle cat eye matches with everything and I couldn't live without them" pair
  7. 7.
    The pair that broke almost immediately
    So why do I still have them? They're just hanging around on my bedside table like some creepy relic a la Kylo Ren and his Vader mask
  8. 8.
    I should really really really REALLY give these away to that charity
    just so confused as to how I've collected so many of them...