THE BEST THINGS ABOUT EARLY MORNING CLASSES

Finding beauty in the sinister
  1. You get to start your day with a sunrise
  2. You can walk down the middle of the road and jay walk at will; nobody's awake so you so you won't be in danger due to traffic.
  3. The house is quiet and peaceful.
  4. The classrooms smell like a million different types of coffee
  5. You have an excuse to go out for breakfast
  6. Just kidding it was all a lie, 'twas a dream you're exhausted you slept through your alarm and now you're late for class, come on, get your life together