ALTERNATIVE NAMES FOR TGI FRIDAYS ENDLESS APPETIZERS

  1. Endless waiting for your server to return and place another order
  2. Endless sitting around with empty plates from your original order
  3. Endlessly asking your God "Am I being punished?"
  4. Endless telling yourself to be patient it's not that big a deal and you're about to eat $120 worth of boneless wings for $20
  5. Endless smoke breaks for this waitstaff
  6. Endlessly wondering if maybe this promotion runs more smoothly on Monday nights and then realizing that it's always Friday in here so you're fucked
  7. Endless staring into the void of appetizers.