Top 10 Things you can say in a Sean Connery accent from "The Hunt for Red October"

  1. 10. "One Ping Only Vasili" (I put this at #10 because everybody else would thinks it should be #1, but I'm a magnanimous prick so it's staying at #10)
  2. 9. "Today Comrades, We sail into history" (ideally stated when you are about the enter a public washroom).
  3. 8. "and the sea shall grant..." Oh shut the fuck up, that blue filtered scene at the end is awful.
  4. 7. "You speak Russian" I imagine every Russian speaking person rolls their eyes in the back of their head when the hear this.
  5. 6. "We will pass through the American patrols, past their sonar nets, and lay off their largest city, and listen to their rock and roll... while we conduct missile drills" Yeah, Cap way to impress the ladies.
  6. 5. "It reminds me of the heady days of Sputnik and Yuri Gagarin when the world trembled at the sound of our rockets. Now they will tremble again - at the sound of our silence. The order is: engage the silent drive" Jesus Ramius did your wife die of boredom?
  7. 4. "Your conclusions were all wrong Ryan" Anyone who can critique military history while facing a torpedo is right... obviously.
  8. 3. "You're afraid of our fleet. Well, you should be. Personally, I'd give us one chance in three. More tea anyone?" If I'm one of the guys who is defecting, I put a bullet in the Captain's head immediately.
  9. 2. "I miss the peace of fishing like when I was a boy. Forty years I've been at sea. A war at sea. A war with no battles, no monuments... only casualties. I widowed her the day I married her. My wife died while I was at sea, you know" .... Yawnnnnnnnn
  10. 1. "We need to give this American a wide berth." I scream this at the top of my lungs every time I take a dump.