THINGS I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN

  1. the number 7
    try as I might! it's just odd!
  2. the top of a container of spreadable butter
    have you tried to even that? i literally cannot
  3. the word "even"
    my phone keeps autocorrecting it to "Eden"!!!!
  4. Stevens
    ever since the show went off the air, it's been too emotional for me to Even the Stevens I encounter in my life. too many memories.
  5. this list
    it's too dumb. i literally can't even with this. #ugh