THINGS I'M SUPPOSED TO LIKE BUT DON'T

things that, when i say i don't like them, people go "what???"
  1. Les Miserables
    Tacky, boring, and slow.
  2. Pumpkin Pie
    Pumpkin everything. Pumpkin spice lattes are also gross.
  3. Sasheer Zamata
    She's just really not that funny. You cannot tell me she was the funniest black woman who auditioned for SNL. I will not believe that.
  4. Kale
    People actually want to eat (and drink?!) this fart-flavored vegetable?
  5. "Hello" by Adele
    It's no "Someone Like You." Stop deluding yourselves, you only like it cause it's her.
  6. Severus Snape
    He is the worst. He is mean and petty and was a death eater at one point, but apparently we're supposed to forgive all of that because he really liked Harry's mom? I mean seriously??
  7. Andrew Lloyd Webber
    Ew?
  8. Sex with females.
    Hehe.