- •Matt DamonThas my fuckin boi right there. Hell of personality. Loves the earth and has a little fire to him. He went to Space.
- •John KrasinskiJim Halpert. Need I say anymore?
- •Chandler BingNo, not Matthew Perry. Chandler Bing. Magnificently funny and a little gay.
- •Barack ObamaDude is a fuckin G. And he has the nuclear launch codes... I mean c'mon.