1. Matt Damon
    Thas my fuckin boi right there. Hell of personality. Loves the earth and has a little fire to him. He went to Space.
  2. John Krasinski
    Jim Halpert. Need I say anymore?
  3. Chandler Bing
    No, not Matthew Perry. Chandler Bing. Magnificently funny and a little gay.
  4. Barack Obama
    Dude is a fuckin G. And he has the nuclear launch codes... I mean c'mon.