Things That Irk Me That Shouldn't
I do not know what made me like this.
- •Wet Towels, Bathroom Floors, and Sink CountersI wipe all the water off my body with my hands after I shower. My towels barely ever become anything more than slightly damp.
- •Kids Talking When The Teacher is TalkingI'm not even in school anymore but I KNOW that somewhere in the world right now some little motherfucker is disrespectfully holding a conversation with another little motherfucker as his underpaid teacher tries to explain something to the class.
- •Leaving A Bunch of Leftover Milk in Your Bowl After Eating CerealDrink it or be better at guessing.
- •Slicing Cheese SloppilyDon't destroy the block's aesthetic!
- •Putting On Clothes When I'm WetClearly something bad happened to me as a child involving water.
- •Leaving The Ice Cream Out After Eating It And Letting It MeltFuck you