Actual Things @bjnovak Has Said

At one time or another
  1. "Ooh, I wanted that parking spot."
  2. "Do I have something in my teeth?"
  3. "I'm sorry, what?"
  4. "Just water for me, thank you."
  5. "Of course the size I need is the only one they DON'T have."
  6. "🎶 Tiiiiiiiiiiiiin roof...Rusted."
  7. "Ugh. Yeah, all right."
  8. "It was a one-armed man!"
  9. "I wonder if he's coming back with that water."
  10. "You know what, never mind."
  11. "This is happening!"
  12. "Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker."
  13. "I never got my water."