Michael Bay vs James Cameron

  1. Cameron has the speed but Bay has a rock solid punch
  2. Each get in a good amount of hits with Cameron in rougher shape after the first few minutes
  3. Bay does a roundhouse kick that SOMEHOW Cameron anticipates and dodges
  4. Cameron, still visibly bleeding from the nose and forehead, pulls a knife from out of nowhere
  5. Bay asks "Oh, is that the knife your momma used to try to fight off your daddy when you were conceived?"
  6. Enraged Cameron attacks and goes face first into another roundhouse kick
  7. The end