Michael Bay vs James Cameron
- •Cameron has the speed but Bay has a rock solid punch
- •Each get in a good amount of hits with Cameron in rougher shape after the first few minutes
- •Bay does a roundhouse kick that SOMEHOW Cameron anticipates and dodges
- •Cameron, still visibly bleeding from the nose and forehead, pulls a knife from out of nowhere
- •Bay asks "Oh, is that the knife your momma used to try to fight off your daddy when you were conceived?"
- •Enraged Cameron attacks and goes face first into another roundhouse kick
- •The end