Things Directors Say While Filming Episodes of Two Broke Girls

  1. 1.
    "Stand there with your arms crossed."
  2. 2.
    "After you stand up, cross your arms."
  3. 3.
    "Okay, you're furious. Cross your arms."
  4. 4.
    "You're impossibly thrilled! Cross your arms."
  5. 5.
    "Once the door has closed behind him, cross your arms."
  6. 6.
    "Run behind the counter in sheer terror. Duck down. Wait a beat. Slowly stand. Cross your arms."
  7. 7.
    "When guest star Brian Austin Green enters, smirk and cross your arms."
  8. 8.
    "Start to cross your arms, then stop. Realize that by dropping your wall you could allow others to really see you and love you. Let that realization wash over your face. Let us feel it. Then Garrett Morris farts and you cross your arms."*
    * Emmy nomination