Requested by Josh Lambert

BEST RESPONSES TO MY YIDDISH TATTOO

I have a fun silly tattoo of a golem with Yiddish writing. Most people don't get it.
  1. I thought Jews couldn't get tattoos.
  2. Were your parents mad you got a tattoo?
  3. So you can't be buried in a Jewish cemetery, right?
  4. So wait, what does your tattoo even mean?
  5. Oh and what's a Golem...?
  6. And Yiddish is what exactly?
  7. Are you sure you can't be buried in a Jewish cemetery?