CRAZY-ASS SHIT I WILL SAY ON YOUR PODCAST

Look, I'm dying to be a guest on a podcast and I'm willing to say whatever crazy, provocative thing you need me to say so that you can generate buzz and interest in your podcast and elevate your brand to the next level.
  1. Bread and butter pickles are the best kind of pickles.
  2. It actually IS about ethics in video game journalism.
  3. Smoke weed every OTHER day.
  4. The MINIONS movie represents an exciting new step-forward in Western storytelling styles.
  5. George Bush cares deeply about black people.
  6. OCEAN'S 12 is the best in the OCEAN'S trilogy.
  7. 9/11 NEVER REALLY HAPPENED.