Sorry if I'm too politically not correct.
  1. Mike Huckabee -- More like Mike Suck-A-Bee and get stung on your tongue, stupid.
  2. Iran deal ...with it.
  3. The Greek Crisis -- Whatsamatta someone run out of hummus???
  4. Confederate flag debate -- If people want to have sex with that flag then it ain't my right to stop 'em.
  5. Gay marriage -- What's next... Gay divorce???