Missed my flight but I was lucky enough to get a seat in first class on standby. This is my story.
  1. So glad I got on this flight. I got really really lucky. I've never even been on standby before.
  2. Can't believe I'm sitting in first class. The last time this happened I was three years old.
  3. The steward just literally stopped me from stowing my bag and said he would do it. Wow. This is great.
  4. Uhh do I want free water? Yes. I want free water.
  5. And free orange juice.
  6. Yeah sure, a hot towel, why not?
  7. Ahh yes tis a kingly life.
  8. I guess for the sake of this flight I kind of am a king? OMG Can you imagine?
  9. Oh shit yes I need a newspaper. How else will I stay current on the problems of my people?
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  10. Wait... Is everyone in coach my subjects? Haha.
  11. Look at these peasants walking to coach. Enjoy sharing your arm rests, plebs.
  12. You can tell by their misshapen craniums that they will never exceed their station in life.
  13. Someone in coach is using the bathroom and stopping us from taking off.
  14. You can't blame them, they don't have the kingly intellect that us first classers do. Pity them.
  15. SCORE! THE LADY AT THE GATE SAID I WOULDN'T GET A MEAL SINCE I WAS BUMPED UP. BUT GUESS WHO JUST GOT HANDED A MENU?
  16. 👍🏻THIS GUY!👍🏻
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  17. Flight's about to take off. So as a king, my advice to all of you would be travelers is to continue to work hard and maybe one day you can be where I am: in first class.
  18. ...I deserve this.
  19. I deserve to be here.