HOW IT FEELS TO FLY FIRST CLASS

Missed my flight but I was lucky enough to get a seat in first class on standby. This is my story.
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    So glad I got on this flight. I got really really lucky. I've never even been on standby before.
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    Can't believe I'm sitting in first class. The last time this happened I was three years old.
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    The steward just literally stopped me from stowing my bag and said he would do it. Wow. This is great.
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    Uhh do I want free water? Yes. I want free water.
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    And free orange juice.
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    Yeah sure, a hot towel, why not?
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    Ahh yes tis a kingly life.
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    I guess for the sake of this flight I kind of am a king? OMG Can you imagine?
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    Oh shit yes I need a newspaper. How else will I stay current on the problems of my people?
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    Wait... Is everyone in coach my subjects? Haha.
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    Look at these peasants walking to coach. Enjoy sharing your arm rests, plebs.
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    You can tell by their misshapen craniums that they will never exceed their station in life.
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    Someone in coach is using the bathroom and stopping us from taking off.
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    You can't blame them, they don't have the kingly intellect that us first classers do. Pity them.
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    SCORE! THE LADY AT THE GATE SAID I WOULDN'T GET A MEAL SINCE I WAS BUMPED UP. BUT GUESS WHO JUST GOT HANDED A MENU?
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    πŸ‘πŸ»THIS GUY!πŸ‘πŸ»
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    Flight's about to take off. So as a king, my advice to all of you would be travelers is to continue to work hard and maybe one day you can be where I am: in first class.
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    ...I deserve this.
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    I deserve to be here.