INSULTS I HAVE THOUGHT UP BUT NOT HAD OCCASION TO USE

Watch out, America.
  1. You dick-nosed fuck.
  2. Blow it out your ass, you dick-nosed fuck.
  3. You're a broken shell of a man and your nose looks like a dick, you fuck.
  4. You are the flesh dregs of God's abandoned first pass at humanity where originally all people had dicks for noses and were nothing but living, breathing, walking, talking fucks.