Biggest compliment of my life so far: an odd, lusty List ode to Colby Keller

Having sex with a Grindr hook up, as one does, and he goes:
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    "You look a little like Colby Keller."
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    While completely untrue, I was nonetheless completely flattered and grinning like I'd just won the lottery.
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    He's my favorite and is actually a really talented performance artist and brilliant just-so-happens-to-be-beautiful-and-sexy-as-fuck gay porn star.
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    (and HIIIIIIIlarious to boot - sigh, perfection)
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    And of all the bizarre people I've been told I look like (next List idea?), that one feels the most like winning the Oscar.
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    So if you're out there Mr. Keller, and you'd like to save me from a life of grindrβ€’ing, I'd love to make weird existential avant garde fashion art-sex with you sometime. Simmadownnaw!
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    For comparison: