Having sex with a Grindr hook up, as one does, and he goes:
  1. "You look a little like Colby Keller."
    Static
  2. While completely untrue, I was nonetheless completely flattered and grinning like I'd just won the lottery.
    Static
  3. He's my favorite and is actually a really talented performance artist and brilliant just-so-happens-to-be-beautiful-and-sexy-as-fuck gay porn star.
    Static
  4. (and HIIIIIIIlarious to boot - sigh, perfection)
    Static
  5. And of all the bizarre people I've been told I look like (next List idea?), that one feels the most like winning the Oscar.
    Static
  6. So if you're out there Mr. Keller, and you'd like to save me from a life of grindr•ing, I'd love to make weird existential avant garde fashion art-sex with you sometime. Simmadownnaw!
    Static
  7. 😘💋👯👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨
    Static
  8. For comparison:
    Static