Biggest compliment of my life so far: an odd, lusty List ode to Colby Keller
Having sex with a Grindr hook up, as one does, and he goes:
- •"You look a little like Colby Keller."
- •While completely untrue, I was nonetheless completely flattered and grinning like I'd just won the lottery.
- •He's my favorite and is actually a really talented performance artist and brilliant just-so-happens-to-be-beautiful-and-sexy-as-fuck gay porn star.
- •(and HIIIIIIIlarious to boot - sigh, perfection)
- •And of all the bizarre people I've been told I look like (next List idea?), that one feels the most like winning the Oscar.
- •So if you're out there Mr. Keller, and you'd like to save me from a life of grindr•ing, I'd love to make weird existential avant garde fashion art-sex with you sometime. Simmadownnaw!
- •For comparison: