Golden Girls Inspired Christmas List
Christmas is just days away, and unless you want coal from Big Red this year, you've only got a few precious hours left to buy that golden gift for your friend, family member, or "roommate." Lucky for you, I've got your golden ticket to golden gift-giving: The Golden Girls!
- •The good thing about this gift is its really a gift for you too, since whoever you give it to will inevitably use it to send you a thank message for the lovely gift. Win-win.
- •Holy Cheesecake, Batman! These sacred candles could illuminate a loved one's home with a golden glow and score you some prayer points fo sho.
- •Something for the tykes.
- •You don't even have a choice. You have to own this. Buy two pairs, one for your closet. #treatchoself
- •Cheers, ladies!
- •Make yourself a hot toddy or four with your spirit girl. You look like a Blanche from over here 😘
- •For every occasion.
- •If you're a baby, you pretty much know just how the inmates -I mean patients -of Shady Pines feel. Wear this in solidarity if you're under 2 years of age.
- •Why not sit on a golden throne in your own palace? Now you can, with GG toilet seat covers. "I've never met a John I didn't like!" -Blanche