Horrible First Date Openers!
The struggle is real.
- •Don't worry, that's reattachable.
- •Funny, you looked so much more underage in your profile pic!
- •What a handsome lady you are.
- •You're Black, right?
- •Head's up - I vomited up my antipsychotics before you got here and downed a hallucinogenic with a wine cooler, and by "a" I mean six.
- •You drive. My parole officer says I ain't s'posed tah.
- •The red pill or the blue pill?
- •Haven't we met before? Did you used to live under the Verrazano too?!
- •You got me. Now where's your real hair?
- •Bye Felicia!