Horrible First Date Openers!

The struggle is real.
  1. Don't worry, that's reattachable.
  2. Funny, you looked so much more underage in your profile pic!
  3. What a handsome lady you are.
  4. You're Black, right?
  5. Head's up - I vomited up my antipsychotics before you got here and downed a hallucinogenic with a wine cooler, and by "a" I mean six.
  6. You drive. My parole officer says I ain't s'posed tah.
  7. The red pill or the blue pill?
  8. Haven't we met before? Did you used to live under the Verrazano too?!
  9. You got me. Now where's your real hair?
  10. Bye Felicia!