People I've been told I look like

Happy to be in the very mistaken, mismatched company of these gents....but I really don't think I look anything like any of them. And yet I've heard these comparisons genuinely and unwaveringly, from real human beings:
  1. Edit: I realized I should've started the list with a selfie for comparisons / ⬆️😂
  2. Seth Rogen
    I don't see it.
  3. Jesse Tyler Ferguson
    Mistaken in the Middle East for JTF. I hated to disappoint the guy, but...
  4. Stephen "Sheamus" Farrelly
    I just...I can't. By one of my patients, too.
  5. Colby Keller
    I wish. I really, really, really, really, really, really wish.
  6. Rupert Grint
    My Halloween costume one year.
  7. Ed Sheeran
    Only because we're both red, I think.
  8. Mandy Patinkin
    Prepare to die.
  9. Glen Hansard
    The only one I can maybe sorta see if I squint. I met him too at a small performance. He's amazing, so I take this as a compliment.
  10. Jon Hamm
    Was it just because we're both no-H Jons? I do make this face, though.
  11. Lucille Ball
    Just kidding.