THINGS I ACCOMPLISHED YESTERDAY

I'm a mess
  1. Bought a breakfast sandwich for a homeless man who proceeded to tell me that I "ripped him off" because I did not get him hash browns with his order
  2. Vomited in the backseat of an Uber
  3. Realized the Uber I vomited in was not actually an Uber but instead a service car I mistook for an Uber so basically just like a stranger's car
  4. Discovered that all of the Bank of America ATMs on 23rd are "temporarily out of service" like the whores that they are
  5. Ate a wrap outside of a bar and was told by the bouncer to move because I was in the "smoking area not the eating area"
  6. Went to sleep and prayed for a brighter tomorrow