THINGS I'D RATHER DO THAN WATCH DONALD TRUMP HOST SNL

  1. Douse myself in lavender oil and attack a hornets nest with a baseball bat
  2. Pull out my eyelashes one at a time and then attempt to reattach each one with hot was before setting myself on fire
  3. Visit my local orphanage and inform its occupants that not only is Santa not real but neither is hope
  4. Go camping