Reasons why coming into Beverly Hills makes me feel uncomfortable.

  1. This.
    What the fuck is a BH Ambassador? What're you gonna give me a ticket for wearing the wrong shoes with my outfit?
  2. That.
    Does ANYONE think they're fooling anyone? She was NOT born with it and it WASN'T Maybelline.
  3. Her.
    Why is she always in my eyeline?
  4. Him.
    Nope.
  5. Hookers.
    Makes me feel icky. But I can't look away.