People Who Want Us to Hate Them

I'm writing this at a gas station.
  1. Anybody who has ever said "Sorry not sorry" aloud or in hashtag form
  2. The person who just decided the best way to arrive at the gas station was with their windows down, subjecting innocent lives to vape clouds and horrible subs
  3. People who use the cat emojis instead of the human ones
  4. Joffrey Baratheon
  5. Anybody who has ever said "Sorry not sorry" aloud or in hashtag form
  6. Any person describing themselves as "awkward" or "random"
  7. The dude wearing flip flops with jeans
  8. All men who have spent money to make their cars sound like obnoxiously loud lawnmowers
    Especially when the car is a brown 2009 Honda Civic
  9. The guy whose favorite machine at the gym is the mirror
    He gets in a couple reps of flexing and Snapchat selfies and then he's done.