Bc they're weird as hell
  1. my dad and boss were bff
  2. my roommate imani was an Amazonian woman and killed a snake
  3. Ariel from the little mermaid was stuck in a bubble and me and the zoombinis had to save her
  4. I woke up at 4 am to workout
    ??? Who does that
  5. I bought a sea turtle and kept it in my bathtub
  6. Ed Sheeran was at a bar and I talked to him for hours outside watching the moon