My Favourite Left Hand Fingers, in Reverse Order
- 1.The middle. Rudest of them all, yet not very useful. Except for flipping people off. Embaresses me.
- 2.Thumb. Opposite, important, yes. But boring.
- 3.Ring finger. The best dressed, if youre married. I lost my ring but fixed that permanently, ta-taa!
- 4.Index. I'm looking at YOU, ultimate pointing device!
- 5.Pinky! He's the funny lil' brother. Wants to be classy but ends up looking silly, in a cute way tho.