My Favourite Left Hand Fingers, in Reverse Order

  1. 1.
    The middle. Rudest of them all, yet not very useful. Except for flipping people off. Embaresses me.
  2. 2.
    Thumb. Opposite, important, yes. But boring.
  3. 3.
    Ring finger. The best dressed, if youre married. I lost my ring but fixed that permanently, ta-taa!
  4. 4.
    Index. I'm looking at YOU, ultimate pointing device!
  5. 5.
    Pinky! He's the funny lil' brother. Wants to be classy but ends up looking silly, in a cute way tho.