My Favourite Left Hand Fingers, in Reverse Order
- •The middle. Rudest of them all, yet not very useful. Except for flipping people off. Embaresses me.
- •Thumb. Opposite, important, yes. But boring.
- •Ring finger. The best dressed, if youre married. I lost my ring but fixed that permanently, ta-taa!
- •Index. I'm looking at YOU, ultimate pointing device!
- •Pinky! He's the funny lil' brother. Wants to be classy but ends up looking silly, in a cute way tho.