Free Excuses (pt.10)

Can someone make a list of workouts so I can make a list of excuses not to workout?
  1. I only have satellite tv
  2. I only use MacBooks
  3. I only play RPGs
    *Role Play Games
  4. I only eat gluten
  5. I go to sleep by 10:30pm
  6. UFC is real
    *An argument for not watching wrestling.
  7. I use Sprint
  8. I only drink Schaefers
    *The beer but you already knew that.
  9. Kelly Clarkson is overrated