Free Excuses (pt.2)

More excuses from yours truly...
  1. It's too hot
  2. It's too cold
  3. My uncle died
  4. I don't have any change
  5. I left my wallet
  6. I have (insert amount of children)
  7. Has too much caffeine
  8. Doesn't have enough caffeine
  9. My dog has an appointment