Free Excuses (pt.4)

No introduction this time...
  1. I have asthma
    *A quick note here. I used to think asthma was spelled out as "asma". Am I the only one?
  2. I have to pick up my children
  3. I have a ton of homework
  4. I have (insert crappy cable company)
  5. I'm not mainstream
  6. I use android
  7. I always get confused
  8. I use Apple
  9. I only drink "craft beer"
    *Another brief note. What's with this "craft beer" crap. Seriously, what up with that. I just wanted to mention it. See if it started a conversation or something. Oh well...