"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..." (Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities)
  1. I'm not good at math
  2. I only listen to "Rock"
  3. I never played sports
  4. I was born in America
  5. Plaid just isn't for me
  6. I'm on a detox
  7. I don't like stuff with GMOs
  8. I always wait for the next version
    *Ex: I have an iPhone6. The 6S is released. I don't have money. Someone asks "Why don't you have the 6S?" I don't admit that I don't have money and proceed to answer with "I always wait for the version after the "S"."
  9. I only wear Jordans