The stupidest things people say in hopes of sounding smart, deep and sophisticated
- •It's neither here nor thereWhich means it's nowhere
- •Needless to sayIf you don't need to say it...don't
- •At the end of the dayMy day? Your day? Are time zones applicable?
- •It is what it isIs it? No, it's not! Stop giving up so quickly.
- •Where's the last place you remember having it?THE PLACE I AM CURRENTLY SCOURING GOD'S GREEN EARTH TRYING TO LOCATE! However, my memory vs. reality has deemed it FUCKING LOST!
- •Having a pet is like having a child.I've asked every pet owner I know, and not one of them ended up with a pet because they were too drunk to pull out
- •In one hand you have/In the otherYou realize if you have something in either of your hands that you don't want there... You could just drop it
- •I never say never.But you just did...TWICE!!! "Never say anything with an absolute certainty!" ~ Joe Biden
- •You want to have your cake and eat it too!Isn't that cakes only purpose?