Meaningless cliche's

The stupidest things people say in hopes of sounding smart, deep and sophisticated
  1. It's neither here nor there
    Which means it's nowhere
  2. Needless to say
    If you don't need to say it...don't
  3. At the end of the day
    My day? Your day? Are time zones applicable?
  4. It is what it is
    Is it? No, it's not! Stop giving up so quickly.
  5. Where's the last place you remember having it?
    THE PLACE I AM CURRENTLY SCOURING GOD'S GREEN EARTH TRYING TO LOCATE! However, my memory vs. reality has deemed it FUCKING LOST!
  6. Having a pet is like having a child.
    I've asked every pet owner I know, and not one of them ended up with a pet because they were too drunk to pull out
  7. In one hand you have/In the other
    You realize if you have something in either of your hands that you don't want there... You could just drop it
  8. I never say never.
    But you just did...TWICE!!! "Never say anything with an absolute certainty!" ~ Joe Biden
  9. You want to have your cake and eat it too!
    Isn't that cakes only purpose?