WHY I COLLECT PENNIES

Ever since I was a kid I collected pennies. I have sooooo many.
  1. Because they're from heaven and should be cherished as such
  2. Because it's still money
  3. Because my grandpa collected them and I find them in the craziest places
  4. Because each time you touch a penny your body starts building an immunity to that particular bacteria
  5. So I can swallow it and let it begin it's TREMENDOUS journey
  6. It's fun to find really old ones and super shiny new ones
  7. So I can be what they call a "whale" at the Atlantic City Harrah's penny slots