Things That Can Kill You

  1. Knife
  2. Gun
  3. Not liking the Goonies
  4. Animals
  5. Deranged criminals
  6. Racial intolerance
  7. Your insides
  8. The Earth
  9. Exploding sun
  10. War (political statement)
  11. Being president
  12. Not being president
  13. Being too old
  14. Most supernatural beings
  15. Salt Water
  16. Lack of water
  17. Swimming
  18. Hang gliding
  19. Bacteria
  20. Criminals
  21. Accidental criminals
  22. Pirates
  23. Gang violence
  24. Banned fireworks
  25. Actual fire
  26. Trains
  27. Cars
  28. Bicycles
  29. The Avada Kadavra curse
  30. Tidal waves
  31. Weather
  32. Unfinished highway