1. Cats.
    I like cats but for reasons beyond my comprehension, there are five of them in my house and that is too many.
  2. Herniated discs.
    They're unpleasant.
  3. Anything having to do with the current election cycle.
    I pay attention and I vote, but this is well past stupid.
  4. Ads for prescription drugs.
    They're just wrong.
  5. Bigots.
    Fear and hatred borne of ignorance is ridiculous.