How to get through grad school finals

Your ultimate guide to grad school finals week.
  1. Cry.
  2. Hate yourself a little for procrastinating.
  3. Stress eat as you wonder if you even need this degree.
  4. Cry about all the weight you've gained from stress eating.
  5. Finally sit in front of your computer.
  6. Resist the urge to punch your screen.
  7. Take a deep breath.
  8. Just attempt to do what you can, because you are an intelligent adult capable of doing this.
  9. Don't watch the clock. You're probably not sleeping tonight anyway.
  10. Hand in your work or take your exam.
  11. Walk out like a castaway champ.
  12. Drink to celebrate surviving another semester.